You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.
But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named "America's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated a**hole cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Let's do lunch sometime and compare notes.
~Tiger Woods
RadarOnline.com is reporting that Elin Woods visited a divorce lawyer before she left for Scottsdale, Arizona over the weekend... she went to Arizona to take a vacation... which is fine... except it was a vacay away from her husband Tiger Woods. Apparently she was upset that Tiger made his return to golf so soon, instead of trying to repair their relationship. That made her realize that he's not serious about changing his ways.
Jessica Simpson allowed herself to be photographed without makeup and without the aid of Photoshop, for the new issue of "Marie Claire" magazine. And she actually doesn’t look that bad at all!
Rihanna will be touring with Ke$ha this summer... plenty of tour dates set for Canada and the US... so if you have a mortgage payment you can skip this year, The Last Girl on Earth tour kicks off on July 2nd in Seattle...and runs through August 25th in Chicago.
» Friday, July 2 – White River Amphitheatre - Seattle, WA
» Sunday, July 4 – General Motors Place – Vancouver, Canada
» Tuesday, July 6 – Pengrowth Saddeldome – Calgary, Canada
» Friday, July 9 – ARCO Arena – Sacramento, CA
» Saturday, July 10 – Shoreline Amphitheatre - Mountain View, CA
» Monday, July 12 – USANA Amphitheatre – Salt Lake City, UT
» Wednesday, July 14 - Hard Rock Casino Albuquerque presents The Pavilion – Albuquerque, NM
» Thursday, July 15 – Comfort Dental Amphitheatre – Denver, CO
» Saturday, July 17 – Mandalay Bay Events Center – Las Vegas, NV
» Wednesday, July 21 – Staples Center – Los Angeles, CA
» Thursday, July 22 – Cricket Wireless Pavilion – Phoenix, AZ
» Sunday, July 25 – AT&T Center – San Antonio, TX
» Wednesday, July 28 – Philips Arena – Atlanta, GA
» Friday, July 30 – Ford Amphitheatre – Tampa, FL
» Saturday, July 31 – American Airlines Center – Miami, FL
» Tuesday, August 3 - Verizon Wireless Music Center – Indianapolis, IN
» Thursday, August 5 – Molson Canadian Amphitheatre – Toronto, Canada
» Saturday, August 7 – Bell Center – Montreal, Canada
» Sunday, August 8 – Comcast Center – Boston, MA
» Wednesday, August 11 – Mohegan Sun Arena – Uncasville, CT
» Thursday, August 12 – Madison Square Garden – New York, NY
» Sunday, August 15 – Nikon at Jones Beach Theater – Wantagh, NY
» Wednesday, August 18 – Susquehanna Bank Center – Camden, NJ
» Friday, August 20 – Jiffy Lube Live – Bristow, VA
» Saturday, August 21 – Hersheypark Stadium – Hershey, PA
» Sunday, August 22 – DTE Energy Music Theatre – Detroit, MI
» Wednesday, August 25 – United Center – Chicago, IL
European air space was at a standstill last week.... and many parts of Europe still without airport access... a volcano eruption in Iceland is to blame for the headaches felt across the world.... this is the biggest shutdown of air traffic around the world since the 9/11 attacks.... Was reading a science blog last week and apparently air traffic in Europe could be affected for at least a few months.... Come and visit Canada.. Most of our volcanoes rarely erupt
- JT
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