April 1st is a day for pranksters to run wild in the streets and even replace your sugar with salt for your morning coffee.. Some of the best April Fools pranks I heard of… YouTube announced that you would be able to watch videos in text mode.. who cares about HD when you can watch your videos in text. You can opt to watch a video in TEXT or text only mode. Pretty neat…. Google even had a temporary name change… to topeka… Google always good for a laugh on Aprils Fools Day..
Got an email this weekend from Ben Thomas from Portland Oregon.. his prank ended up with him being single… ben wrote “I changed my relationship status on facebook to engaged without telling my girlfriend…. A few minutes after doing so I got a call from my girlfriend.. she was pretty excited… told her it was just a joke.. she didn’t really like hearing that… ended up with a sore ear, headache and girlfriendless after that call” Ouch! Becareful with pranks like that.. might seem funny to you… but not to your significant other…
Chocolate bunnies and eggs will be filling your stomach over the next few days… You can’t blame the easter bunny for adding that extra 10 pounds… I stood infront of the chocolate display at the mall… had to drag myself away before I went home with way too much chocolate for one person….
Jesse James may have been paying Michelle "Bombshell" McGee to have sex with him. "Life & Style Weekly" says that Jesse visited a San Diego strip club when Michelle was dancing there...AND he'd pay $400 an hour to get her into a private room. Chris Rock once joked that there isn't any sex in the champagne room.... Well not the case in this instance according to multiple sources Another woman has come forward to say that she had sex w/ Jesse James as well... and actually a man came forward too. WHAT!!?!? Here's the deal ...Jesse James had a foursome while married to Sandra Bullock. Who were the players in this love game? Jesse James, Michelle "Bombshell" Mcgee, Eric McDougall (a San Diego tattoo shop owner) and Skittles Valentine (his receptionist). It happened last June, during a drunken night at a tattoo festival while Sandra was off promoting "The Proposal." Jessie James is in rehab now… checked in last week… and Sandra is trying to stay far away from the media as possible…
No surprise here... but Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet... He posted this statement on his website... --"Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment . . . I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am. What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word 'happiness' takes on a new meaning for me as of today." In other news ... the sun is yellow, the grass is green, and the sky is blue....
Tiger woods is very thankful to Jessie James for pulling the media away from him.. for now at least… Vanity Fair.. wrote a huge article on tiger and has a few wild stories.. One story comes from Mindy Lawton (one of Tiger's many hoe's) she said that Tiger called her in 2007 for sex at 5:30 in the morning ... but here is the sketch part... it was that time of the month and wanted it anyway... in the parking lot of a church!!! Mindy also claims that Tiger was a cheap-o... the only thing he bought her was a chicken wrap....
Lindsay Lohan and George Lopez have gotten into a Twitter fight..... There are pictures that surfaced of Lindsay with white powder all over her feet and as a joke George said on his show that the ... "metric ton of white powder on her foot" was from her "allegedly" snorting cocaine." Lindsay heard this and was not happy she took to her Twitter and had this to say... Thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather. Don't you have kids? U wouldn't wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself." George didn't really fight back ... except for saying that he would stop talking about her if she came on his show.. He said, "Let's take this off Twitter . . . Come on the show . . . I've met you before and don't have anything against you. You want me to stop talking about you I will . . . Come and tell me . . . To my face . . . I'll stop!! Respectfully." So looks like LiLo will be on his show next week.
Being a pirate isn’t easy… yeah.. Pillaging boats, villages and walkin with a peg leg cant be comfortable… but Johnny Depp has made quite a bit of cash off of the Pirate of the Caribbean movie franchise… Apparently people are so gullible to believe JD is a real pirate that he’s renting out his yatch this summer… Wanna wear an eye patch and walk the plank like a real pirate this summer? Johnny Depp's private yacht Vajoliroja is available for charter this summer for a whopping $130,000 per week! The 156 ft. yacht has accommodations for 10 guests and a crew of 8 as well as a formal dining room, an outdoor seating area, a master suite, four guest cabins and a library. Now that's a summer vacation we can get on board with! But do U think it's too costly? I sure do! I can't even afford extra fancy chocolate for Easter, nevemind a week on JD's private yatch!
Facebook, twitter and even youtube has been buzzing lately with iPad jokes… One of the most common stabs at the iPad is that it sounds like a female hygene product… got a stab from my friend ryan ‘my girlfriend is on the iPad’… The iPad: Protecting your data from embarrassing incidents. Uncomfortable cramping and bloating? There’s an app for that. If I order an iPad, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it arrives late? Mac’s iPad. Say it with me, folks. Maxipad. I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad will be unresponsive and seem harsh when you touch it. All jokes aside the iPad looks like a pretty cool gadget.. and if you plan on getting one.. you’ll be happy to know So the iPad has two data plans: Light Flow and Heavy Flow.
- JT
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